[00:02.00]May I have your attention please?
[00:06.00]May I have your attention please?
[00:08.00]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.00]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.00]We''''re going to have a problem here(Verse 1)[00:18.00]Ya''''ll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.00]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.00]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.00]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:27.00]It''''s the return of the
[00:28.00]"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn''''t just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.00]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.00]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre''''s dead, he''''s locked in my basement (haha)
[00:36.00]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.00]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I''''m sick of him
[00:41.00]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.00]limpin'''' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
[00:45.00]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.00]but no worse than what''''s going on in your parent''''s bedrooms
[00:50.00]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
[00:52.00]but can''''t, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.00]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:56.00]and if I''''m lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.00]and that''''s the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.00]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
[01:03.00]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.00]by the time they hit 4th grade,
[01:07.00]they got the discovery channel don''''t they?
[01:08.00]We ain''''t nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
[01:10.00]who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
[01:13.00]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.00]then there''''s no reason that a man and another man can''''t elope
[01:18.00]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[01:20.00]Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...(Chorus)
[01:22.00]I''''m Slim Shady
[01:23.00]Yes I''''m the real Shady
[01:24.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.00]So won''''t the real Slim Shady...
[01:28.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[01:31.00]becuase I''''m Slim Shady
[01:32.00]Yes I''''m the real Shady
[01:33.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.00]So won''''t the real Slim shady...
[01:37.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up(Verse 2)[01:40.00]Will Smith don''''t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.00]Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
[01:45.00]You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
[01:47.00]Half of you critics can''''t even stomach me, let alone stand me.
[01:50.00]"But Slim what if u win wouldn''''t it be weird?"
[01:52.00]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
[01:54.00]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
[01:56.00]Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.00]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.00]And hear ''''em argue over who she gave head to first.
[02:03.00]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.00]"yeah he''''s cute but I think he''''s married to Kim, hehe"
[02:08.00]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.00]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
[02:12.00]I''''m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:15.00]So I''''ve been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.00]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19.00]Who cuss like me
[02:20.00]Who just don''''t give a fuck like me
[02:21.00]Who dress like me
[02:22.00]Walk, talk and act like me
[02:23.00]It just might be the next best thing
[02:25.00]But not quite me(Chorus)[02:26.00]I''''m Slim Shady
[02:27.00]Yes I''''m the real Shady
[02:28.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.00]So won''''t the real Slim Shady...
[02:32.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[02:35.00]becuase I''''m Slim Shady
[02:36.00]Yes I''''m the real Shady
[02:37.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.00]So won''''t the real Slim shady...
[02:41.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up(Verse 3)[02:44.00]I''''m like a headtrip to listen to
[02:46.00]Cause I''''m only giving you
[02:47.00]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49.00]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya''''ll
[02:52.00]And I don''''t gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54.00]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.00]And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:57.00]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:00.00]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
[03:03.00]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I''''m 30
[03:05.00]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
[03:07.00]Pinching nurses asses when I''''m jackin'''' off with Jergens and I''''m jerking
[03:10.00]But this whole bag of viagra isn''''t working
[03:12.00]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin''''
[03:14.00]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:16.00]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.00]screaming I don''''t give a fuck
[03:20.00]With his windows down and system up
[03:22.00]So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:23.00]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.00]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.00]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?(Chorus)[03:30.00]Cuz I''''m Slim Shady
[03:31.00]Yes I''''m the real Shady
[03:32.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.00]So won''''t the real Slim Shady...
[03:36.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:39.00]becuase I''''m Slim Shady
[03:40.00]Yes I''''m the real Shady
[03:41.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.00]So won''''t the real Slim shady...
[03:45.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:49.00]I''''m Slim Shady
[03:50.00]Yes I''''m the real Shady
[03:51.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53.00]So won''''t the real Slim Shady...
[03:54.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:58.00]becuase I''''m Slim Shady
[03:59.00]Yes I''''m the real Shady
[04:00.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:02.00]So won''''t the real Slim shady...
[04:03.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up