[00:15.93]我地穷又穷到开心
[00:17.18]做人又有骨气
[00:18.20]一日食一餐唔洗减肥
[00:20.13]早知就唔似你日日鲍参翅肚
[00:22.11]胆固醇高过食神韬
[00:24.08]你揸保时捷我司机揸地铁
[00:25.99]你坐两个人我有二百个seat
[00:27.95]唔洗等红绿灯塞车又冇我份
[00:29.92]啜一声去将军澳站做将军
[00:31.79]我执　汽水罐执到卖汽水
[00:33.65]再执　起d烟头食两咀
[00:35.60]都得　居然去选举
[00:37.29]都话　鹅颈桥底好风水
[00:41.78][01:44.49]织织复织织　老细唔升职
[00:45.55][01:48.26]加息又加息　训街先有出色
[00:49.47][02:00.24]别人笑我训街边
[00:52.54][02:03.15]我比他人更开心
[00:55.39][02:05.98]就算训系街市
[00:57.39][02:07.77]就算训系公厕
[00:59.22][02:09.72]就当我好钟意
[01:01.19][02:11.70]街边开P Everybody!
[01:03.29][02:13.81]大唱大跳大嗌大叫
[01:07.23][02:17.70]续秒续秒大众话要
[01:10.84][02:21.33]继续要大笑
[01:12.97][02:23.44]大嗌大叫大唱大跳
[01:16.80][02:27.31]快乐最重要
[01:18.62]你几千蚊就买件猿人头
[01:20.59]我几百蚊就买只猿猴
[01:22.60]你只猿人最多印住系心口
[01:24.76]我只猿猴就会跳会走
[01:26.49]你住到半山咁高好易有高山症
[01:28.36]我住系桥底又冇身份证
[01:30.34]警察询问我既名同姓
[01:32.25]我就话我系铜锣湾既明星
[01:36.56]拿　你有钱你就养马
[01:38.51]拿　我冇钱我就买马
[01:40.38]哗　咁讲法计下计下
[01:42.36]我系你老板你系我只马
[01:52.26]别人笑我发花癫
[01:55.19]我笑他人扎孖辫