[00:18.57]Welcome to the first day of the rest of my life
[00:22.19]The tension is so think you can cut it with a knife
[00:26.88]Something''s happened…Things will never be the same
[00:30.51]There''s blood on the carpet - I''m rewiring my brain
[00:43.43]I got some new friends down at West Valley PD
[00:47.43]You can change the channel but I''m all that''s on TV
[00:51.68]The only good news is that he''s going to be o.k.
[00:55.46]Got a bomb in my stomach but I''m dreaming that one day
[00:59.31]I''ll be going to a Policeman''s Xmas party
[01:04.01]Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor
[01:08.13]Going to a Policeman''s Xmas party
[01:12.23]Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life...
[01:25.72]4 weeks later it''s still Raining in the Park
[01:28.93]Marine with a gun guards my house now after dark
[01:33.61]I look for clues like I''m Inspector Clouseau
[01:37.42]You can have my money honey I just want to go[01:41.54]Go to a policeman''s Xmas party
[01:46.05]Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor
[01:49.89]Go to a policeman''s Xmas party
[01:54.03]Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life...[01:58.02]Shalalala shalalala
[02:15.07]There''s Cops on the ceiling
[02:17.23]There''s Cops on the floor
[02:19.40]There''s Cops in the windows
[02:21.22]Cops breaking down the door
[02:23.55]You''ll never feel safer in your life
[02:27.69]The Captain even likes to get freaky on my wife[02:31.56]We''re going to a Policeman''s Xmas party
[02:36.13]Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor
[02:40.19]Going to a Policeman''s Xmas party
[02:44.25]Gonna have a good time for the rest...[02:48.67]Welcome to the best day of the rest of my life
[02:52.64]My buddies broke the case and now it''s gonna be alright
[02:56.81]Moral of the story, it don''t matter who you are
[03:00.98]Be careful what you wish for they''ll be calling you a rock star
[03:05.25]People from Earth there''s never been a harder core
[03:09.34]Party like this party in a million years or more
[03:13.42]The floor itself is hopping like a freaking kangaroo
[03:17.42]The D.J.''s in his P.J.''s playing..."everybody wants you!"
[03:21.82]Going to a policeman''s Xmas party
[03:25.79]Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor
[03:30.09]Going to a policeman''s Xmas party
[03:34.20]Going to have a good time the rest of my life![03:38.43]Take off your clothes
[03:40.33]Take off everything you are
[03:42.56]Take off your heart
[03:44.04]Get funky on the dance floor
[03:51.22]Going to have a good time for the rest...