[ar:Eminem]

[ti:Session One]

[00:00.66]Session One - Eminem

[00:01.50]Ladies and gentlemen

[00:03.70]Make some noooooise

[00:07.80]Aww shit yeah

[00:12.14]Y'all ready to get this shit started or what

[00:16.02]Aight well I brought some friends with me too

[00:22.11]Now I ain't back just for the sake

[00:23.55]Of just sayin I'm back

[00:24.60]I could relax but

[00:25.36]I'd rather stack ammo on tracks

[00:27.31]Couple Xanax light a couple

[00:28.70]Wax candles then black

[00:29.98]Out and relapse 'til I yack

[00:31.48]Jack Daniels and 'gnac

[00:32.75]Burp bubbles attitude's immaturin

[00:35.24]Double shot of Bacardi

[00:36.24]Party vision is blurrin

[00:37.83]Whoa-oh I can't see shit

[00:39.29]My words get to slurrin

[00:40.48]Uh-oh You can call me R Kelly now

[00:43.12]You're in trouble

[00:44.09]What's occurin befo'

[00:45.07]After and durin the show

[00:46.46]Has no bearing on the bad news

[00:48.01]I'm baring whoa

[00:49.32]What is it wordplay

[00:50.18]No I'm pushin you out the do'

[00:51.99]So suck my dick on the couch

[00:53.46]If you wanna cushion the blow

[00:54.73]Now stomp your fuckin feet

[00:55.85]'Til you get to squishin a hoe

[00:57.38]It's pandemo-nium standin

[00:58.73]Know when you see him oh

[01:00.36]Damn baby you look good

[01:02.04]You're givin me wood

[01:02.93]You should pull over

[01:04.27]Like a sweat-shirt with a hood

[01:05.57]It's neck work get her polly on

[01:07.30]You and me both

[01:08.38]Break bread while

[01:09.23]I'm coppin over this game to pinch a loaf

[01:11.29]Now homie who's your favorite pain in the ass

[01:13.30]Who claims to be spittin the same flames as me

[01:15.43]I'm Kanye when he crashed

[01:16.79]In other words I got the hood on smash like

[01:18.75]I stepped on the gas

[01:19.82]Destroyed the front end deployed

[01:21.07]The damn airbags from the dash

[01:22.76]Went through 'em and laughed

[01:24.09]Came back an hour after the accident

[01:25.60]And bit a goddamn Jawbreaker in half

[01:28.27]So stop fakin the funk and start shakin your ass

[01:30.84]Slaughterhouse in the house

[01:32.15]With the caucasian of rap

[01:33.67]And Just Blaze on the track

[01:34.95]What's the fuck's more amazin than that

[01:37.11]Slut answer me that Royce where you at

[01:39.16]I'm right here Fire Marshall

[01:40.16]Verbal pair of pliers I pry apart you

[01:42.93]Lump on your head designed by a bar stool

[01:44.69]Designed by a cartoon

[01:46.13]Before I need to be hired

[01:47.92]Jimmy Io' fire Marshall

[01:49.84]The 9 tucked against the linin

[01:51.22]I pull it out and flip

[01:52.59]Your partner upside-down

[01:53.70]Like y'all are a couple 69'in

[01:55.85]It's like Rick James is shootin up

[01:57.80]Your house nigga

[02:00.16]FUCK YO' COUCH NIGGA

[02:01.50]You're screamin fuck the world

[02:02.54]With your middle finger up

[02:03.60]While I'm over here shovin

[02:04.99]My dick in a hole in the mud

[02:06.57]My bitch know I'm perfectly fit

[02:07.99]For murder

[02:08.78]Because I murdered her

[02:09.79]So you can call me Nickel to O J to Glove

[02:12.19]I got a Posse of Insane Clowns

[02:14.10]Blow your brains on your opposite ear

[02:16.03]And ask you how your brain sounds

[02:17.81]Bad Evil we go Alfred

[02:20.10]Immune in mad cerebral

[02:21.50]You on your last burrito

[02:23.28]that mean Nickel )

[02:24.53]It's a wrap if you eatin

[02:25.78]Get a beat then terrorize that bitch like

[02:27.71]I'm Middle Eastern

[02:28.58]Slaughterhouse on FIRE

[02:29.64]Nobody touchin that

[02:30.90]Good day and good night

[02:32.30]Ortiz yo where the FUCK you at

[02:33.90]I'm right here in my Nike Airs

[02:35.84]Buzz Light-years

[02:36.71]Ahead of my mic peers

[02:37.96]Quite scary to look at a nightmare

[02:39.46]Where my book at

[02:40.47]I write fear in the heart of you tight squares

[02:42.84]I harbor the art of you nice swear

[02:44.81]It's type weird cause

[02:46.01]That made me hotter than my dear

[02:47.50]Uncle Al's breath after polishin off his ninth beer

[02:50.37]Homie chill listen I swear

[02:52.33]I'm God I give tracks a Holy-feel

[02:55.03]And they bite ears

[02:55.95]I'm right here why wouldn't I be

[02:57.96]Just waitin to be hooked to IV as

[02:59.64]As well when you look at my pee

[03:01.55]And this joint no exception

[03:02.99]So just point a direction

[03:04.13]And record the pig's oink

[03:05.75]When I rip his intestine

[03:06.90]This isn't just an infection

[03:08.56]This won't go away with penicillin injections

[03:10.88]Millions of questions arose

[03:12.18]After they did an inspection

[03:14.06]What I exhibit

[03:14.85]Seems to be non-contagious

[03:15.98]Yet anybody can get it

[03:17.70]Aw shiddit I did it again

[03:19.36]When I liddift this pen

[03:20.50]I emitted this phlegm this time

[03:21.87]It's alongside Emiddinem

[03:23.02]So tell a friend to tell a friend

[03:25.08]Write a disgustin hook

[03:25.96]Jump in shark water and swim

[03:27.48]Yo where the fuck is Crook

[03:28.89]I'm right here lettin the shottie pop

[03:30.38]Quick as a karate chop

[03:31.45]Get your body shot

[03:32.44]Get your top chopped

[03:33.56]Like a lollipop

[03:34.63]Call it Maserati drop in the body shop

[03:36.97]Get your mommy knocked

[03:38.12]And your Uncle Tommy molli-wopped

[03:40.10]I take your life to the ninth inning

[03:41.93]A knife in the gunfight I love it

[03:44.43]Me and my knife winnin

[03:45.48]I laugh when you fall

[03:46.67]The shit'll be funny

[03:47.56]I'll buy my bitch a new ass

[03:48.93]And watch her sit on my money

[03:50.35]Man all the bitches holla

[03:51.83]They wanna drop my britches

[03:53.12]Then jaw on my dick and swallow

[03:54.59]Leave drawers in this Impala

[03:55.90]I ball like Iguodala

[03:57.37]I bear more arms than six koalas

[03:59.14]As soon as I draw get sent to Allah

[04:01.57]Bilinguist don I kill with the tongue

[04:03.57]I'm Atilla the Hun

[04:04.69]I'm Genghis Khan

[04:05.66]I'm a genius spawn

[04:06.74]I pillage your village for fun

[04:08.30]An egregious con

[04:09.43]A syllable gun real as they come

[04:11.57]Long Beach Saddam

[04:12.83]Slaughterhouse equals swine flu are South flyin

[04:15.79]We do it to try to do without tryin

[04:18.00]

[04:18.64]Cause to it's us it's so easy

[04:20.30]Where's Jumpoff Joe Beezy