[00:18.53]Long, white limousine pulls up to a church
[00:26.83]The sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
[00:35.25]I didn''t get an invitation but I''m here anyway
[00:43.65]And I don''t care if I''m crashing their big day
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[00:49.45]Well, it might not be too Christian of me
[00:53.65]And it might not be too nice
[00:57.94]But I wish we were all just standing around
[01:02.17]Throwing rocks instead of rice
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[01:07.10]Long, white dress
[01:09.90]This must be some kind of joke
[01:15.71]Virgin? Please! She ain''t fooling these folks
[01:23.54]If the three of us were on Jerry Springer
[01:26.67]I''d be pulling her hair
[01:31.38]And I''d kick that lying sack of shoulda known better
[01:35.07]You know where
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[01:38.01]Well, it might not be too Christian of me
[01:42.16]And it might not be too nice
[01:46.44]But I wish we were all just standing around
[01:50.70]Throwing rocks instead of rice
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[02:11.78]Well, the vows that they just made sound sweet and sincere
[02:20.71]Place your bets, my money''s on less than a year
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[02:28.61]Well, it might not be too Christian of me
[02:32.81]And it might not be too nice
[02:37.08]But I wish we were all just standing around
[02:41.25]Throwing rocks instead of rice
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[02:45.45]Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around
[02:49.79]Throwing rocks instead of rice
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