[00:03.29]I judge by what she''''''''s wearing
[00:05.69]Just how many heads I''''''''m tearing
[00:08.54]Off of assholes coming on to her
[00:11.61]Each night seems like it''''''''s getting worse
[00:14.35]And I wish she''''''''d take the night off
[00:16.73]So I don''''''''t have to fight off
[00:19.66]Every asshole coming on to her
[00:22.60]It happens every night she works
[00:25.31]They''''''''ll go and ask the DJ
[00:28.03]Find out just what would she say
[00:30.52]If they all tried coming on to her
[00:33.34]Don''''''''t they know it''''''''s never going to work
[00:36.24]They think they''''''''ll get inside her
[00:38.93]With every drink they buy her
[00:41.56]As they all try coming on to her
[00:44.25]This time somebody''''''''s getting hurt
[00:47.34]Here comes the next contestant
[00:49.74]

[00:50.61]Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
[00:55.89]Is that your hand?
[01:01.11]I wish you''''''''d do it again
[01:03.85]I''''''''ll watch you leave here limping
[01:06.47]I wish you''''''''d do it again
[01:09.19]I''''''''ll watch you leave here limping
[01:11.96]There goes the next contestant
[01:14.45]
[01:20.18]I even fear the ladies
[01:22.93]They''''''''re cool but twice as crazy
[01:25.42]Just as bad for coming on to her
[01:28.29]Don''''''''t they know it''''''''s never going to work
[01:31.19]Each time she bats an eyelash
[01:33.92]Somebody''''''''s grabbing her ass
[01:36.57]Everyone is coming on to her
[01:39.46]This time somebody''''''''s getting hurt
[01:42.18]Here comes the next contestant
[01:44.68]

[01:45.42]Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
[01:50.76]Is that your hand?
[01:55.85]I wish you''''''''d do it again
[01:58.72]I''''''''ll watch you leave here limping
[02:01.39]I wish you''''''''d do it again
[02:04.18]I''''''''ll watch you leave here limping
[02:06.87]There goes the next contestant
[02:09.46]
[02:39.82]I''''''''m hating what she''''''''s wearing
[02:42.20]Everybody here keeps staring
[02:45.01]Can''''''''t wait ''''''''til they get what they deserve
[02:48.23]This time somebody''''''''s getting hurt
[02:50.81]Here comes the next contestant
[02:53.39]

[02:54.05]Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
[02:59.48]Is that your hand?
[03:04.73]I wish you''''''''d do it again
[03:07.42]I''''''''ll watch you leave here limping
[03:10.02]I wish you''''''''d do it again
[03:12.80]I''''''''ll watch you leave here limping
[03:15.51]I wish you''''''''d do it again
[03:18.47]Each night seems like it''''''''s getting worse
[03:21.05]I wish you''''''''d do it again
[03:23.96]This time somebody''''''''s getting hurt
[03:26.51]There goes the next contestant