[00:12.63]Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
[00:15.24]It took me years to write, will you take a look?
[00:18.61]Based on a novel by a man named Lear
[00:21.67]And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,
[00:27.09]Paperback writer.
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[00:31.10]It''s the dirty story of a dirty man
[00:33.56]And his clinging wife doesn''t understand.
[00:37.00]His son is working for the Daily Mail,
[00:39.78]It''s a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,
[00:45.38]Paperback writer.
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[00:49.61]Paperback writer
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[01:01.23]It''s a thousand pages, give or take a few,
[01:04.30]I''ll be writing more in a week or two.
[01:07.41]I can make it longer if you like the style,
[01:10.48]I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer,
[01:15.96]Paperback writer.
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[01:19.90]If you really like it you can have the rights,
[01:22.50]It could make a million for you overnight.
[01:25.55]If you must return it, you can send it here
[01:28.60]But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer,
[01:34.14]Paperback writer.
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[01:38.57]Paperback writer
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[01:51.00]Paperback writer - paperback writer
[01:57.15]Paperback writer - paperback writer